The Malai Jazly
Believe

A) Apples: do you like them? Any form you don’t like them in? Have a favorite?
I like hard and juicy apples. Chinese Apples.

B) Buildings: what type of buildings (architectural styles) do you like?
Ones that can withstand earthquakes

C) Creed: what is your religious or philosophical preference?
Every religion has some truth in it, but some mistranslations have divided us.

D) Death: if you could choose, bearing no obstacles, what way would you like to go?
In her arms

E) Exercise: what is your favorite form of exercise, if any?
Drumming. I believe getting behind the drums and just rocking out is a form of exercise.

F) What are some of your faults and/or flaws? (though don’t think about it too much and let it get to your head)
One big flaw, I believe, is how I can’t do well with change in general. I can get upset over small changes and can never comprehend why things happen. Or why change occurs.

G) Good: what stuff are you good at (though don’t think about it too much and let it get to your head)
I’m good in doing nothing

H) Health-problems (physical health): do you have any?
None

I) Inside your house: is there anything in your dwelling place that most people don’t know is there (please, keep it family oriented)
Grandma’s room?

J) Jazz: do you like jazz?
Can’t say. I’ve only heard a few stuff from Jazz like Sondre Lerche

K) Karate: have you ever taken karate or any martial arts lessons?
Yup. But I couldnt take it. I had little patience as a kid

L) Laughter: how would you describe your humor?
Crude

M) Masculinity: men- are there any characteristics you have that are considered not stereotypically masculine? women- are there any characteristics you have that are considered stereotypically masculine?
I don’t do sports

N) Nerdiness: Is there anything that you are sort of nerdy about?
Comic books

O) Olives: do you like olives?
Never tasted olives

P) Pets: do you have any pets? If not, would you ever want any pets? If so, what kind(s)?
I have a turtle which I assume is dying

Q) Quit: have you ever quit anything major?
If it’s major, I don’t quit (example: school & the band)

R) Rock: if you were to have someone buy you jewelry (for example, for the popluation that this question would be the most difficult- single guys - if you were getting married, what kind of ring would you want), what kind of metal and what kind of gemstone and what not do you like?
I don’t get the question

S) Sleep: how much on average hours of sleep do you need a night?
5? 6?

T) Textiles: what are you wearing right now?
a shirt and pants

U): Underwear: what colors of underwear do you own?
That question’s too weird

V) Violence: How sensitized or desensitized are you to violence?
Violence is cool in video games, but in reality, I just hope women and children arent involved in any way. I can’t stand it.

W) Water: Do you know how to swim, and if so, when did you learn?
Yeah I can. My friend thought me after several visits to the swimming pool 2 years ago. Good times.

X) X-men: if you could pick one or several more super powers that could represent you, not saying that your powers would be you, if you had super powers?
Healing powers, telepathy, gravity manipulation. Like Xorn. (pick up New X-Men Annual 2001)

Y) Yo-yo: Do you know how to use this device?
Just the basics

Z) Z: How many people can you think of that you are acquainted with that have last names that begin with ‘z’?
ONE :P *stares at brid*

List (10) things you want to say to 10 people but know you never will.

Don’t say who they are.

1. It has been, like I don’t know, 9 years? 10 years? I have no idea where you are right now (probably somewhere in Australia) and how your family is and how you doin, but man, I’m sorry I wasnt there for you after your mom passed. I was a selfish loony who cared about nothing but my own convenience, and I know how hard it was to make friends in an alien country, but man, I’m sorry. I suck.

2. Dude, we have been through a whole lot of shit together back in the days, and now you’re a clever manipulator. I’m sure you’ll end up stinking rich in the future as  some sales person in a car place with your deceit. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing. You make it into something that works for you so that’s cool. You are probably in the UK now.

3. HAHAHAHAHAHA AWWWWWWW MAN Sorry I barged into your house without any notice 6 years ago, after like, since we met as kids. At that point I just had to, y’know? I mean c’mon, we were close! But not anymore though LOL Much luck in life

4. I wish I knew you a lot sooner before you… left Earth. Heck, you were the cousin I never really got to know better and we went to the same school in primary and we coulda been hanging out and doing shit back then when you were… functioning. May Allah bless your soul.

5. Geez, it’s kinda creepy how you pop up in my dreams sometimes for our conversations. I didnt even know you smoked Hahahahahaha! Well, I miss you, man. Hope heaven’s doing well for you. After all, you saved a lot of lives, detective. And I’m proud, we’ve always been on good terms. Although I wish you gave Bill a break back then LOL

6. Dude, a lot of people see you as a loser right now, but man, you thought me everything I know that has everything to do with self-integrity. “Don’t surrender to the power”. That’s what you thought me. I guess I never told you this when we were too busy spending the old days with the stereo listening to Sabbath was because you came off high (or wasted) all the time and I didnt really want to intimidate you. Especially with a weapon in hand.

7. I guess it was none of our faults when what happened, happened. We just saw things differently. I needed something. You needed something. But I guess we just didn’t really see it, y’know? And I can’t just stand around doing nothing forever. So, here’s my path, and I hope you’ll do well with yours.

8. Don’t worry, man. Being gay isnt a bad thing. You are who you are, and if it makes you happy, stick with it. Screw everyone else. Enjoy YOUR life, and live it as YOU want it. There will be bumps a long the way, but hey, fight for your road.

9. I remember when everyone picked on you ‘cuz you were different. I know it wasnt cool. But hey, things went well, right? We were able to hang out with Nick and company after you got out of that Hell-hole. I hope you’re doing fine and all. Regards to your foster parents. Hope they’re doing swell too :D

10. I don’t know what the heck happened to you, but I couldn’t bare to watch. Call me a coward, but my patience hit a point where I couldn’t just sit there anymore, lying over and over again about how I’m okay with everything. But I’m too lazy to convince the rights from the wrongs ‘cuz I’ve tried helping people like you (almost like you) already and I have failed and paid dearly for it with guilt, and I have despised myself for this failure.


My productive afternoon on the day before my English Literature progress test on Jane Eyre. Followed by a short conversation with my English teacher from SAS (my “High school” in a sense).
Mrs Malar: So How’s studies? You look so thin! Tiring?Me: Well that’s what form 6 does to you.Mrs Malar: So, you just came back from… tuition? Playing?Me: No where. Just killing time. Actually I have a progress test tomorrow for English Literature.Mrs Malar: So you’re taking English Literature? That’s good. You want to be a journalist right?Me: No. Just a simple writer.Mrs Malar: So what book are you reading?Me: Jane Eyre. The book is this thick *hand gestures the thickness of the book*Mrs Malar: Well that’s English Literature for you.

My productive afternoon on the day before my English Literature progress test on Jane Eyre. Followed by a short conversation with my English teacher from SAS (my “High school” in a sense).

Mrs Malar: So How’s studies? You look so thin! Tiring?
Me: Well that’s what form 6 does to you.
Mrs Malar: So, you just came back from… tuition? Playing?
Me: No where. Just killing time. Actually I have a progress test tomorrow for English Literature.
Mrs Malar: So you’re taking English Literature? That’s good. You want to be a journalist right?
Me: No. Just a simple writer.
Mrs Malar: So what book are you reading?
Me: Jane Eyre. The book is this thick *hand gestures the thickness of the book*
Mrs Malar: Well that’s English Literature for you.

Picture this: Four compadres, a tiny room (specifically my room), a rainy day and technology as a source for entertainment (specifically Alley’s laptop and its awesome web cam features).